Reagan’s Reviews > Devolution: A Firsthand Account of the Rainier Sasquatch Massacre > Status Update

The problem with having celebrities/actors as audiobook narrators, is that I always picture their face rather than the description of the character as in the book. Since I’m pretty sure they’re all gonna die, I’m just sat here like “noooooooo Judy Greer, you’re too hot to die!!”

*will not be taking questions on my almost exclusively-middle-aged-women celebrity crush list at this time, thank you

Imagine trying to make friends with Bigfoot.

Humans are so fucking stupid.