Patrick Howard’s Reviews > The Dead Husband Cookbook > Status Update

Shoutout to the woman next to me on my flight who closed the window blind slowly over the course of 20 minutes when she noticed I was using the light to read, until she clearly couldn’t stand it anymore. A homie fr.

“Recently I’ve had a few calls with women trying to break into the TikTok tradwife scene, which is a little depressing” BITCH I cackled.

I’m still reading but a guest at work just asked me how this was and I was so shocked that someone here talked to me like I’m a human, I had to make note of it