Ace Swervey’s Reviews > A Touch of Darkness > Status Update

If I took a shot every time Hades smirks, I’d have surpassed alcohol poisoning hours ago

I’m not sure why Persephone is like this about Hades. She literally just assumes 24/7. This motherfucker doesnt help his case either tbh.
Hades wants to be like my mans Sylus sooooooo bad

All this is doing is making me want to replay Hades sooo fuckin bad

My girl had noooo reason to cry out like that tbh

People: Hades makes deals where HORNY people have to be celibate and ALCOHOLICS have to stop DRINKING ALCOHOL
Persephone: thats SO CRUEL YOURE THE WORST GOD EVER

also what in the My Immortal is all this outfit description happening jesus

Man. This is so gonna be a love triangle isnt it ugh

NOT WAITING TO BE FILLED!!! PERSEPHONE WHAT

DONT JUDGE ME