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"i also recognize that congress, as an institution, is about as popular as chlamidia"

— Oct 13, 2025 02:45PM

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"life is hard. but it's harder when you're stupid."

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"you don't have to be crazy to join the senate. they will train you."

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"but americans agree the brain is an amazing organ, it starts working in the mother's womb, and doesn't stop until you get to congress"

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"senators aren't like most teenagers, they're all over the age of 40"

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