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i'm actually interested in the plot i wish there was more of it :(

she just damaged an archeological site intentionally and he (the archeologist) is just casually asking her (facetiously) if she's the personification of chaos? dude stand up

"i know chicken must be safe for cats because cats can eat tuna and tuna is the chicken of the sea. shout out jessica simpson." i wish i didn't have ears

he just compared her scent to lube i-