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Ash
is 35% done
adam painstakingly reminiscing on how his hands would get so chapped he used to lick them for relief and then RONAN leaving the lotion sitting on his seat. wtf. ronan is like an evil little raven who just leaves trinkets around his object of affection. insane. did he always like adam or i wonder when he really started to????
adam like "maybe he likes me. probably not though." shut up
— Oct 14, 2025 09:20AM
adam like "maybe he likes me. probably not though." shut up
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Ash
is 77% done
THE MURDER SQUASH SONG ON THE FREAKING CASSETTE LMFAOOOOOOOOO
I looked it up and I can't believe it's not real. it feels like it should exist. but gosh i love an inside joke. it is ronan's joke and i am in on it. every time it comes up i just lose it. if i was in this book i would be ronan probably. throwing noah out of windows and dreaming the murder squash song on cassette. gay 4 crime. so good
— Oct 17, 2025 11:08AM
I looked it up and I can't believe it's not real. it feels like it should exist. but gosh i love an inside joke. it is ronan's joke and i am in on it. every time it comes up i just lose it. if i was in this book i would be ronan probably. throwing noah out of windows and dreaming the murder squash song on cassette. gay 4 crime. so good
Ash
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THE!!! FOUND FAMILY!!! THEM!!!!!! MY SOUL. I AM SCREAMING
IT'S LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER. THEMMMMMMM
— Oct 16, 2025 12:15PM
IT'S LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER. THEMMMMMMM
Ash
is 67% done
DIDNT KNOW I WAS GOING TO FEEL EMOTIONALLY BOUND TO ADAM TODAY.
HE DID NOT WANT TO BE HIT 💀🔥😭😭😭
— Oct 16, 2025 09:13AM
HE DID NOT WANT TO BE HIT 💀🔥😭😭😭
Ash
is 50% done
i cannot figure out why piper is married to him. very funny
also i loooove these kids i just wanna watch them sleuth forever
— Oct 14, 2025 09:20AM
also i loooove these kids i just wanna watch them sleuth forever
Ash
is 27% done
HE'S THEIR TEACHER??? LITERALLY GASPED OUT LOUD. OH MY GOSH
i made him hot in my head so now im retroactively making him uglier because he doesn't deserve that
— Oct 13, 2025 03:53PM
i made him hot in my head so now im retroactively making him uglier because he doesn't deserve that
Ash
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IM LOSING MY MIND I LOVE THESE KIDS. IM OBSESSED
ronan accusing that he dreamed everyone and adam just going "thank you for giving me straight teeth then." lmao
— Oct 11, 2025 10:12AM
ronan accusing that he dreamed everyone and adam just going "thank you for giving me straight teeth then." lmao
