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THE MURDER SQUASH SONG ON THE FREAKING CASSETTE LMFAOOOOOOOOO
I looked it up and I can't believe it's not real. it feels like it should exist. but gosh i love an inside joke. it is ronan's joke and i am in on it. every time it comes up i just lose it. if i was in this book i would be ronan probably. throwing noah out of windows and dreaming the murder squash song on cassette. gay 4 crime. so good

THE!!! FOUND FAMILY!!! THEM!!!!!! MY SOUL. I AM SCREAMING
IT'S LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER. THEMMMMMMM

DIDNT KNOW I WAS GOING TO FEEL EMOTIONALLY BOUND TO ADAM TODAY.
HE DID NOT WANT TO BE HIT 💀🔥😭😭😭

ADAM AND RONAN DID WHAT. WITH ***WHAT***

adam painstakingly reminiscing on how his hands would get so chapped he used to lick them for relief and then RONAN leaving the lotion sitting on his seat. wtf. ronan is like an evil little raven who just leaves trinkets around his object of affection. insane. did he always like adam or i wonder when he really started to????

adam like "maybe he likes me. probably not though." shut up

HE'S THEIR TEACHER??? LITERALLY GASPED OUT LOUD. OH MY GOSH

i made him hot in my head so now im retroactively making him uglier because he doesn't deserve that

IM LOSING MY MIND I LOVE THESE KIDS. IM OBSESSED

ronan accusing that he dreamed everyone and adam just going "thank you for giving me straight teeth then." lmao