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Daniel
is 30% done
Okay, so my earlier enthusiasm has been greatly tempered. 😒 Amateur and quite juvenile writing has me recalibrating my expectations. Not terrible ... but certainly not great either.
— Oct 15, 2025 10:34AM
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Daniel
is 71% done
OMG!😆
“What do you call a masturbating cow?” he asks.
“What?” Matty says, using every bit of self-control to hold back a laugh.
“Beef stroganoff.” Everybody groans and laughs.
“Oh yeah?” Matty shoots back. “Well, did you know my cock was in the Guinness Book of World Records?”
“Was it?” Cameron asks.
“Yeah. But the librarian told me to take it out.”
More groans.
— Oct 21, 2025 03:23PM
“What do you call a masturbating cow?” he asks.
“What?” Matty says, using every bit of self-control to hold back a laugh.
“Beef stroganoff.” Everybody groans and laughs.
“Oh yeah?” Matty shoots back. “Well, did you know my cock was in the Guinness Book of World Records?”
“Was it?” Cameron asks.
“Yeah. But the librarian told me to take it out.”
More groans.
Daniel
is 15% done
I do love a good haunted house story ...
this should be fun. 😁
— Oct 13, 2025 09:43AM
this should be fun. 😁
