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"Dave gave you what, now?" Mo's voice sounds much higher an usual.
"A piece of candy," I say. "When I came in."
"And you ate it?" Jonah asks.
"No, I saved it in my cheek like a chipmunk, Jonah."
— Oct 16, 2025 11:25AM
"A piece of candy," I say. "When I came in."
"And you ate it?" Jonah asks.
"No, I saved it in my cheek like a chipmunk, Jonah."
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"Motherf-" Mo buries her head in her hands. "That wasn't a regular gummy bear."
"Yeah, no kidding," I say. "It tasted super weird."
"IT IS DRUGS," Mo whisper-screams at me. "YOU ATE DRUGS." "Say it louder," Will hisses at her. "Let's make sure the whole bar knows."
"It was just a gummy bear!"
"Smokey the Bear, maybe," Jonah replies. Mo jabs him in the ribs. "Ow!"
— Oct 16, 2025 11:27AM
"Yeah, no kidding," I say. "It tasted super weird."
"IT IS DRUGS," Mo whisper-screams at me. "YOU ATE DRUGS." "Say it louder," Will hisses at her. "Let's make sure the whole bar knows."
"It was just a gummy bear!"
"Smokey the Bear, maybe," Jonah replies. Mo jabs him in the ribs. "Ow!"
