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Finding out Gabrielle is gay and trans? Epic!
How you find out Gabrielle is gay and trans? Im so scared.

"Ah yes, if I just disappear and give all of my friends so much money they will surely not ask questions. They will absolutely be happy with wealth and not be upset at all with me." - The world's dumbest French man.

Help! The gayest man you know has come down with a case of "wanting to be an actor." Whatever will he do now???