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Jacob is such a sweet, happy kid before his transformation that it really just angers me immeasurably all over again that Meyer explicitly chose to add to her lore that shifters are "short tempered & highly violent" already that is a disgusting stereotype and then she had to inflict that cruel fate on such a mild mannered and kind-hearted boy. He is 15 now made 25 and forever angry & violent. Genuinely WTFFFFF

Edward f1 driver, cullens in a heist au WHEN

It is WILD to me how much less chemistry Edward and Bella have when filtered through his POV. Once considered tension is now Edward '?????' through every exchange, afterwards cursing the sky he can't know her thoughts and getting concerningly possessive over owning her inner dialogue. Once considered banter is now Edward internally sighing about having to "redirect" Bella's child mind and correct her tragic naivete.

My hot take is that Edward is a liar and it does hurt to be in the sun but only marginally, like being shallowly stuck with needles over and over everywhere the sun can reach you. Like the sun is actively eroding his stone flesh. Because then sunlight can make them weak! Like regular stone! And now we have weaknesses for these maliciously OP vampires.

Bella talking about how much she loves Phoenix compared to Forks - how bright it is, how sunny, how wide open and sprawling and stubborn and freeing - is actually really upsetting to me, bro, she canonically will never get to enjoy any of that ever again and for what. Dusty bones' icy dick? His granite slab of a heart? I don't even like Bella all that much, she's kinda a mid character, but damn set her FREE.

Mike Newton, get behind me.

Right, right, so our serial killer is gonna casually be Latino coded by name. And the only Latino in the story. Right, right. So glad old man bones skin-of-a-killer Edward was there to punish him. Right, right.

Bro, your demon has NEVER been tightly fettered, don't make me laugh.

Dusty bones is NOT going to start his stalking (& breaking and entering) because he thinks a fucking METEORITE is going to hit Bella's house; be so real rn.

"I could think of many other [smaller, less otherworldly]... hazards that could slink into the dark house silently" BRO YOU ARE THE FUCKING HAZARD.

Rosalie, pls hit him with your car. I know you want to.

Emmett, icon, you're still the best part of this series ♡♡♡ love my loser jock bbygirl and his moreso frightening stunningly beautiful gf ♡♡♡♡