C’s Reviews > 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos > Status Update

ah we’re back to lobsters.

this long lesson: posture for success among lobsters or you’ll get agoraphobia

agoraphobia is a female thing for dominated menopausal females and we’re having a panic attack - why are we spending more time on her than the alcoholic man and how did we get so far from lobsters?

He said”praw-cess” instead of “pro-cess” …fake Canadian

am I listening to a Doc Brommers soap label? what is even happening? where are the lobsters?no carbohydrates for breakfast… psychophysiologicalwhat?

That time a thesaurus became sentient.

Pause please - I need cheese and crackers and a cup of wine. Ok I’m back - so, recapping: you were telling me about posture and lobsters and wrens and back to lobsters and unshelled women wanting dominant men in romance books… fantasy and reality are not the same, Jordan… back to the lobsters…

He compares order to masculine energy and chaos to female, then names the book “an antidote to chaos” - so this is going to be a joyride.