Cora Salzano’s Reviews > A Clash of Kings > Status Update

genuinely why are there so many characters in this book…
no way the author keeps all the stories straight this is insane also! we more creative names…can’t have Robert and Robett, Luwen and Luwellin, Bran and Brom??? like come on at least make it easier to differentiate
also please can everyone just have 1. i don’t need first, last, lord whatever, and they have a stupid nickname like king slayer pick ONE

the men get casually naked together like kind of a lot… is that normal?

we’ve got like 8 men with fragile egos all calling themselves king… like we gotta figure this out guys it can’t be that hard. tyrion is kinda eating it up as the kings hand tho like okay mastermind… i hope shea actually loves him

and dany deciding at the ripe age of 14 that she’s never getting with another man after drogo is crazy, she’s also bald??? i thought her whole thing was the long white hair

wait guys i’m like confused… is this like a magical world? like obvi i know they have dragons, but why is the 4 year old like forming full sentences and understands the concept of like royalty and war? is that normal? can 4 year olds do that? also people are living 100+ years??? i like didn’t know this was that kind of fantasy book

everyone is like way too okay with incest

already got like 8 new characters… like wtf