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“Miss Patel, would you kindly bring Miss Poe a cinnamon roll? I believe we have a few left in the box outside and I’m sure she’d enjoy one for visiting us today. Everyone in this city is practically ready to go to war over those rolls.”

Omg

“Goddamn, that feels good.
I bet she regrets stealing Wyatt’s Regis roll now.
Is she hearing a record scratch? Are the bitter words she said to me this morning playing through her head right now like a cheesy comedy film?
I’d like to help, but...
Because they’re damned sure on repeat in mine.”

“If this is Miss Poe, she has a ravenesque figure, everything except for the stark white-gold hair that almost reminds me of—
Wait.
Hold the fucking phone.
It’s not that she looks familiar.
The realization feels like a bullet between the eyes.
What the hell kind of sick, psychotic joke is this?”

Um atleast he’s taking it well!

“I hope all that’s for the miserable souls who have to put up with you,” the little thief says”

Bro this gon be you soon

“These stupid rolls are the only thing keeping Wyatt alive in the grip of his depression. He has just enough strength to fight me off if I try ramming anything healthier down his throat. Not enough strength to run on more than glazed sugar.”

Oh no wonder he was desperate

“I mean, I’ll give you an A in ethics. No lie, I would’ve taken the five hundred bucks, though.” She flashes an awkward smile.”

Same tbh

“Narrowing my eyes, I glare back at him, reach into the bag, and pull out the warm roll. In slow motion, I bite off a massive chunk.
I chew it as loudly as I can, smacking my lips like war drums.
The most mouth-gasmic “Mmmmm-mmm-mmmm!” I’ve ever mustered in my life rips out of me.”

Hehe

“Dude, you’re insane,” I whisper back.
“Dudette,” he barks back, slightly “I assure you, I am not. I need that roll, and I’m willing to pay you generously. I trust you need the money more than I do.”

All this for cimonim. It’s not even that good