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Reporting in from the year 2025, we did not in fact become Socialist in March of 2021 but gd I wish we lived in the reality this idiot thinks we live in

Donald I was alive on January 6th. They were NOT unarmed.

Jesus fucking Christ

Oh gd this scene is just 3 whole Donald self inserts talking to each other about how Correct they are

This whole section is just Donald complaining about how when he joined MeWe there were a bunch of porn bots

Why does Donald have beef with Ethan Allan 😭😭😭

Yeah man I could've told you MeWe has a pornbot problem and I've never even used it. Look at how much the pornbot problem on Twitter has increased with far right leadership at the head of it.

they're not banning the Bible.

Bro, you are not oppressed. Sorry that hurts your persecution complex but that's reality. Reality is you are not oppressed and never have been.

Talking about how he's afraid of book bans like the vast majority of book bans aren't championed by far right causes in states like Florida

Sugar is not, in fact, "more addictive than cocaine"