Corey’s Reviews > The Prodigal Princess > Status Update

Hey full offense if someone was buried under rubble and you've extracted them great. Now wait for the EMTs. Do NOT try to move them holy fuck

You can survive 3 days without water and it's been less than 24 hours in this story, so no, it's not the lack of water yall should be concerned about

It's very weird that this is the second time he's done this plot point in one of his books

If he writes a scene where the stand in for his real life estranged daughter pees herself I'm gonna be Very Upset

Full offense: if your kid went no contact and there's an earthquake where they live? You don't get to go see them and make sure they're okay. You get to never find out.

And that's on you.

Human body doesn't work well, Donald. Your abled is showing again.

I mean, I agree that you can't scientifically disprove Gd and trying to is a fool's errand but also you are harassing random college kids at the park so I'm not on your side here man

"Science major"

Nicely nonspecific

It's wild that he's writing these scenes where his self insert does the most annoying Christian proselytizing ever seen by man or gd and I'm supposed to be on his side and not find him to be so annoying that I want him dead

It is really funny reading this just KNOWING that it's wish fulfillment in regards to his real life daughter who definitely cut him off for being a weird right winger it's genuinely incredible