Brandon Baer’s Reviews > The Dark Half > Status Update
  
    
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      It’ll be a cold day in hell before I invite a cop into my house to share a beer.
    
    
      — Oct 24, 2025 11:10AM
    
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      Stephen, you’ve said “pimp shades” at least twice in the last like.. two pages. I’m sorry but I have to cancel you now 😔
    
    
      — Oct 29, 2025 05:33PM
    
  
  
    
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      This is somehow the third “Steve Holt” I’ve encountered, 2 made up and 1 in real life
    
    
      — Sep 17, 2025 07:59AM
    
  
  
    
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      Y’all I’m not gonna lie, I got a SteamDeck I’m so cooked 😭😭😭
    
    
      — Sep 08, 2025 07:44PM
    
  
