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" 'Riders!’ cried Aragorn, springing to his feet. ‘Many riders on swift steeds are coming towards us!’

‘Yes,’ said Legolas, ‘there are one hundred and five. Yellow is their hair, and bright are their spears. Their leader is very tall.’

Aragorn smiled. ‘Keen are the eyes of the Elves,’ he said.

‘Nay! The riders are little more than five leagues distant,’ said Legolas. "

Legolas u little shit

Love the story, obviously

But fuck me if I have to suffer Andy Serkis' singing one more time I'm digging Tolkien up to kill him again

If there are no Boromir defenders know that I am no longer on this Earth