Violet Patterson’s Reviews > That’s Too Pucking Bad > Status Update
Violet Patterson
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Isn't this supposed to be dark? Oh no! He broke my crappy phone and gave me a brand new one with Air Pods to match. Oh. Man. And he is so hot and makes me feel all the things, but super safe bf I've been with since middle school, what do I do about him? What is even happening?
— Oct 25, 2025 04:30PM
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Violet Patterson
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And his tattoo choices? wtf? This is ridiculous
— Oct 25, 2025 07:43PM
Violet Patterson
is on page 247 of 401
I’m sorry, what now? The FMC is an adult who can drink at a restaurant but can’t get a tattoo “because her Mom will kill her” - wtf
— Oct 25, 2025 07:41PM
Violet Patterson
is on page 237 of 401
Oh great, another FMC obsessed with Taylor Swift. Both annoying and unoriginal. Can we please stop with obsessing over Taylor Swift? There are MANY other artists with better discographies to draw from.
— Oct 25, 2025 07:36PM
Violet Patterson
is on page 21 of 401
It's going to take a lot to finish this - the FMC is starting college on a scholarship but a) doesn't know she has a dorm room, b) is picked up by her roommate who is already there, and c) has to call her mommy for permission to go to a party even though she's an adult in college.
I swear, I keep telling myself I will stop reading crap books even if a friend INSISTS I read it to discuss it with them, but here I am.
— Oct 25, 2025 03:46PM
I swear, I keep telling myself I will stop reading crap books even if a friend INSISTS I read it to discuss it with them, but here I am.
