Violet Patterson’s Reviews > That’s Too Pucking Bad > Status Update

And his tattoo choices? wtf? This is ridiculous

Oh great, another FMC obsessed with Taylor Swift. Both annoying and unoriginal. Can we please stop with obsessing over Taylor Swift? There are MANY other artists with better discographies to draw from.

Isn't this supposed to be dark? Oh no! He broke my crappy phone and gave me a brand new one with Air Pods to match. Oh. Man. And he is so hot and makes me feel all the things, but super safe bf I've been with since middle school, what do I do about him? What is even happening?

It's going to take a lot to finish this - the FMC is starting college on a scholarship but a) doesn't know she has a dorm room, b) is picked up by her roommate who is already there, and c) has to call her mommy for permission to go to a party even though she's an adult in college.

I swear, I keep telling myself I will stop reading crap books even if a friend INSISTS I read it to discuss it with them, but here I am.