Garrett Nesbitt’s Reviews > Gideon the Ninth > Status Update

Every day I try to explain what this book is about to my girlfriend and I sound like a schizophrenic

“Ok so theres these space lesbians who paint their faces like skeletons”

“Imagine the main character is in an escape room but trying to gnaw through the drywall is her most logical strategy”

“All of the characters names were chosen like the author covered a dartboard in letters and put on a blindfold”