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"There is a snake in this room whose venom is so deadly that your heart would stop before you even knew he had bitten you. There is a snake who can open her moth so wide she could swallow all of us, together, in one gulp. There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive so recklesslessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize." ("The Reptile Room" - Daniel Handler)