Chess’s Reviews > How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will > Status Update

"life is hard. but it's harder when you're stupid."

"you don't have to be crazy to join the senate. they will train you."

"but americans agree the brain is an amazing organ, it starts working in the mother's womb, and doesn't stop until you get to congress"

"i also recognize that congress, as an institution, is about as popular as chlamidia"

"senators aren't like most teenagers, they're all over the age of 40"