Joseph’s Reviews > Frankenturkey > Status Update

Possible error: it says that Kyle is wearing jeans, when before it established that he was in the Pilgrim costume. He might have put the costume on over his normal clothes, like at school, but I'm not sure why he would bother at home, where he can change out of them without any issues.

It seems so weird to me, asking "What are we going to do on Thanksgiving morning?" What, are there people who DON'T watch the parade religiously every year?

"And even if he could get in, he can't hurt me with all these kids and teachers around."

What are you basing that on? Do you assume that Frankenturkey wants to kill you secretly, and is intelligent enough to plan that out? Or are you just assuming that other people will protect you? Because given the story so far, that seems like a stretch for anyone but Annie and maybe the dog.

This is not how actual humans behave.

Something that their mom somehow fails to notice in the rearview mirror.

Nothing about Jake makes sense. Like now: why does he WANT people to know that he was beat up by a turkey? That's gonna hurt your tough-guy cred, idjit.

"Ha ha! I've convinced your parents that I'm your friend, and there's nothing you can do about it except easily tell them the truth! And now I'm gonna murder your family pet, an act which will in no way contradict my nice guy routine! Ha ha ha, I'm such a well-written character!"

"His heart was thumping at the thought of being left alone with Jake. And with Frankenturkey."

Then go in with them. And for that matter, tell them that Jake is an asshole bully and see how he reacts. I'm annoyed at these self-inflicted problems.

Why is Jake surprised? The way Kyle's parents were reacting made it clear that they really do have a turkey.

This whole thing is so dumb. Okay, maybe Generic Bully will try to hurt their turkey to be a dick, but the idea that oh no, he'll be mad if he doesn't think they have a turkey...he's a Generic Bully. He doesn't care if you had an excused absence from being bullied.