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some highlights so far:
- My stomach dropped; my testicles seemed to rise up to meet it.
- His balls are drawn up, tight as walnuts.
- Why else would someone have buried her behind a deserted gas station somewhere north of hoot and south of holler?*
- He goes back to the first chair, skinny penis swinging like a pendulum, and sits down.
* this phrase IMMEDIATELY claimed real estate in my daily lexicon
— Oct 29, 2025 05:35PM
- My stomach dropped; my testicles seemed to rise up to meet it.
- His balls are drawn up, tight as walnuts.
- Why else would someone have buried her behind a deserted gas station somewhere north of hoot and south of holler?*
- He goes back to the first chair, skinny penis swinging like a pendulum, and sits down.
* this phrase IMMEDIATELY claimed real estate in my daily lexicon
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"I always found Elvis a trifle gay," Mr. Ludlum said in a ruminative tone.
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Oct 29, 2025 05:37PM
also thank u stephen king for writing very wiener-forward horror. no one does it like you princess!
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stephen king doesn't get enough credit for being hilarious 🫶
I KNOW... HE'S IN HERE DOING STAND-UP AND I'M THE ONLY ONE CLAPPING
