Alex Wisner’s Reviews > The Raven Scholar > Status Update

if you read this book and sit here and say “oh i bet i know that happens next” don’t because then you’re going to turn the page and get punched in the face 67 times and run over by an 18 wheeler

IM GASPING IM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS IM FAINTING ON A COUCH IM PACING MY PADDED CELL

i cannot guess one single twist

don’t speak too soon alex do not speak too soon

30 pages in and i already gasped