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Sage BramCoyle is 10% done

Nfjsjsjsjjsjsjsjsjs every word out of her mouth contradicts herself
Nesta NEVER chops wood and then she chops wood a few pages later. Elaine is a useless pretty baby who contributed nothing, ugh! But I would never ask that of her bc she’s baby. Dad is a horrible dad bc he’s crippled and can’t provide. I’d never expect dad to provide bc he’s crippled

— Oct 30, 2025 05:53PM

A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)

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Sage BramCoyle is on page 349 of 419

I HATE HIM

— Jan 21, 2026 02:03PM

Sage BramCoyle is on page 291 of 419

I love Nesta. I wish the whole series could have been from her perspective and Feyre could have been the one with a bonus novel.

— Jan 21, 2026 01:36PM

Sage BramCoyle is on page 261 of 419

This morally “gray” mmc. It’s pissing me off, Robert.

— Jan 17, 2026 06:22AM

Sage BramCoyle is on page 219 of 419

“You never made me feel like a prisoner. Like less than chattel.” Most unreliable narrator award goes to Feyre Archeron for the seven billionth time

— Jan 08, 2026 01:19PM

Sage BramCoyle is 43% done

Highly recommend listening to this with your cynical husband

— Nov 30, 2025 07:56PM

Sage BramCoyle is 30% done

“Stay with the high lord and you will be safe… or you will be swallowed by the shadow that hangs over Pythian.” - the Suriel

Yes guys, totally talking about staying with Rhys and not Tammy boy.

— Nov 30, 2025 05:20PM

Sage BramCoyle is 21% done

“How can you hunt, survive, without knowing how to read?”
I. Cannot.
Meanwhile Feyre making her family being in a better situation abt herself and somehow managing to be bitter abt it because it’s not by her hand bc ThE vOw To HeR mOtHeR is driving me bonkers. Give me back my Aelin. Self confidence (and sometimes arrogance) is better than this faux humility and self deprecation

— Nov 03, 2025 02:23PM

Sage BramCoyle is 5% done

I literally trust no word out of feyre’s mouth. At what point do you become responsible for the fact that the three other people in the house supposedly do nothing to contribute? Reading this knowing that nesta was groomed to find a rich husband and Feyre was individually (supposedly) instructed to keep the family alive feels ridiculous

— Oct 28, 2025 09:25AM

Sage BramCoyle is on page 5 of 419

rereading because of crescent city and I am NOT happy about it, hashtag tamlin defender

— Oct 27, 2025 03:25PM