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"I'm going to make out with her for so long that the oxygen loss brings her IQ back down to those of us normal mortals." Okay, ao3 much

Ghosts from the 1800s are the only way to kill capitalism… got it

“No one is being charged or formally held accountable” DAWG THEY COMMITTED ACTS OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM??

Only 46 pages left and it’s starting to feel like an actual Scooby-Doo story

Wow, another thing in this book actually shocking me???? With actual foreshadowing when taking into account events of the book and movie???? Sucks that it’s getting good about 70% of the way through

Props to the book and author for actually shocking me with a character death. However, it feels kinda sloppy as the character never grew beyond a one-dimensional stereotype before dying. Willing to eat my own words though the deceased becomes more interesting posthumous

Took an embarrassingly long break
They discuss symptoms of people who were attacked chapters earlier now, when there may be another attack. Maybe it’s just me, but this feels like another example of weird writing. Especially when they say how guilty Thorn feels about the hospitalizations, but only reveal that now? Guess she didn’t feel too guilty if it’s only coming up what’s in canon days later

“I’m lost in this merry-go-round of gay panic”

It’s really dumb that they finally decide to give Dusk some character depth, a little past the halfway mark, instead of just stating it like they have the whole book thus far. I’M TOO EXCITED ABOUT THE CRYSTAL COVE NAME DROP TO CARE THOUGH!

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