Mariana ✨’s Reviews > The Secret of Us > Status Update

“Don’t cry, pretty girl. I’ll be back soon,”

EWWWW why did i just get the biggest ick from him calling her “pretty girl”?? 🥴💀🥴💀🥴💀 there’s nothing inherently wrong with that nickname, it’s just that, to me, it sounds like something you’d call your dog, not your fake gf lolololololol

I understand that we all have some confidence issues, but the fact that Izzy keeps thinking that Noah will get tired of her (even though he’s been nothing but loving) is getting soooo annoying! Like, girl, stop with the self deprecating whining!!!

well they have FINALLY told the other they like them 😮‍💨 we still have 22% to go though, and idk how much the author can drag this, at this point 🥴😵‍💫

lol, it’s been months and Noah didn’t even tell his best friend about his fake gf. That’s how irrelevant this friend is 🥴

“On my loneliest days, when it’s dark and rainy and nothing can distract me, I wish I had someone next to me. It’s that gnawing feeling that crawls out whenever I spend too much time in my own head. The feeling that I’ll never find someone to spend my quiet hours with, someone to share in the mundane parts of my life, someone on the other end of the phone to look at the same moon.”

that hit close to home

“I wish I was a character in one of [her books] so that all my decisions could be plotted out for me by someone else, and so I could get my happy ending.”

girl me too

“I don’t know what Izzy and I are doing anymore. Obviously, we both have feelings for each other”

UGHHHHHH so you are aware your feelings are reciprocated!!!! then why am I still hereeeeeeee??? 😫😫😫😫😫 such a waste of time!

okay so if the ex Izzy was trying to get rid of was expelled, then why are you still fake dating?

Ryan (Izzy’s ex) is cartoonishly antagonistic.

“Then I doom scroll until midnight and question my entire existence.”

she’s real for that