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WHOA MERRICK DOWN

So he WAS fucking his twin…..

Damn all the vampires are a victim. Except Manford. He’s just old and weird.

And of course that earlier encounter w Jasmin was a chekov’s gun: or chekov’s baby. yeah Quinn go in the swamp like the OBVIOUS VAMPIRE WARNED YOU NOT TO DO. I’m sure nothing bad will happen

SHES FIFTEEN????? And that didn’t put you off???? AND SHE WILL DIE IF U HAVE SEX WITH HER AND. Oh my GOD. QUINN

This is turning into a Christmas Carol AU where Ebenezer Scrooge is an 18 year old repressed, haunted, effeminate psychic who’s scared to fall asleep because the ghosts of bisexuality have constant quickies with him

oh Anne, so creative and yet the death you chose for the unlikeable deadbeat outsider character was aids. riiiiiight.

You ever mutually jerk off and tongue your doppelgänger in the shower because he’s jealous of your repeated ghost sex with the spirit of your great great grandfather’s horribly murdered mistress?

that awkward moment when having spiritual sex with your invisible doppelgänger makes you realize you’re gay. and also makes you realize everyone else already knows. #beenthere