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Kelly
is 90% done
Ok Ellie has been “The Problem” most of the time but this time it’s all Griffin’s fault. It’s absolutely insane to propose to your long distance, long-term situationship who is a known flight risk on the best of days. But right after her best friend’s wedding? Buddy…you did this to yourself.
— Nov 02, 2025 07:23PM
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Kelly
is 92% done
99% sure Madison smoked a fat blunt 30 min before Griffin came over bc she’s chill af
— Nov 02, 2025 07:32PM
Kelly
is 84% done
Thank God for Jack. He just voiced all my feelings about 20 year old Ellie
— Nov 02, 2025 06:51PM
Kelly
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18 year old Griffin being a bad boyfriend to Katie, I can understand since he was, y’know, 18 and didn’t have a fully developed brain yet. But 29 year old Griffin is a grown man and essentially having an emotional affair with his emotionally unavailable ex and is self-described as “one foot out the door” with his actual girlfriend Madison. Men scare me.
— Nov 02, 2025 05:15PM
Kelly
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“I protect the family”, whispers Jack as he marionettes Griffin and Ellie in to acting like normal, well-adjusted people.
— Nov 01, 2025 10:29PM
Kelly
is 48% done
“I’m not in love with this girl but she’s pretty and stable so I should probably ask her out” is precisely the dumbass logic I would associate with a 17-18 year old boy. This is well-written but it’s also PMO 🤣
— Oct 31, 2025 09:55AM
