Francesca’s Reviews > Breaking Dawn > Status Update

Why is this book so long????

The child got an MP3 player for Christmas. I forgot about those 😂

I know that Meyer’s focus was this being a romance but if she had done the fourth book as more of a conspiracy takeover with the Volturi, this would have been a way more entertaining book. But I don’t think Meyer is capable of writing that well.

Bella is even more horny as a vampire. If she had just changed into a vampire before the honeymoon then we wouldn’t need majority of this book 😂

Th demon spawn has ALL their teeth as a newborn 😨 that is terrifying

Leah yelled at Bella for how she has been treating Jacob while Jacob was away and I have never loved a character more! Good for Leah.
Also, she and Rosalie should team up

Get this girl into therapy. She is only dreaming about a son (who looks exactly like Edward) and only ever imagined having an older brother. Someone clearly has issues! (There is nothing wrong with wanting a son or brothers but the fact that Bella won’t even consider a daughter seems weird)

Edward, you just got laid, can we please stop being so angsty?! You can be concerned for your wife but she is in heaven and would not care if you had broken her bones. She’s fine 😂