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The following quote is during a part describing a persons jaw being practically dislocated and said person still being alive.
“The only reason it’s still even close to in place, isn’t torn away and tossed aside to sink, is…it’s her moisturizer regiment, isn’t it?”
STOP 😂
— Nov 04, 2025 02:06PM
“The only reason it’s still even close to in place, isn’t torn away and tossed aside to sink, is…it’s her moisturizer regiment, isn’t it?”
STOP 😂
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Well I definitely picked up on that possible situation early on, wasn’t expecting a heart to heart from it and I doubt Jade was either. Though it wasn’t entirely confirmed either.
Will she…won’t she… 🤷🏽♂️
— Oct 31, 2025 01:46PM
Will she…won’t she… 🤷🏽♂️
