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Why does this book hate any woman who isn't Bella?

Your big heroic moment was all for naught and actually made you look stupid.

You made your sacrifice play, and the love of your eternity is over here giving an "exasperated sigh" about it.

This is all so stupid and screwed up

You know what maybe Jacob and Edward should hook up.

Why do people like Alice at all? She's a materialistic cow.

Bella, your practically begging for sex is embarrassing.

Girl if you're too embarrassed to tell him you want his hard diamond cock then you're not mature enough for it.

Ah Bella muttering about the third wife in her sleep. So she'll totally be stabbing herself during the battle to emulate that story.

The animosity between vampires and werewolves was already kind of gross because it's just based in nothing more than fantastical racism. But it gives me extra ick when you remember all vampires are white and all the werewolves are natives.