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Right right right right I've been so distraught I forgot how much I wanted Dain murdered.

No no no no no no no no no no no

Oh, so Dain sucks even more than I thought.

Normally I'm rooting for the childhood friend in these love triangles. Too bad Dain is such a putz that I can't even really bring myself to like him let alone root for him.

Do we get to kill the D-list villain/bully now?

Dain you're fucking annoying.

As we progressed, I saw that never mind I was correct both times.

This was my first guess. Then they introduced the little dragon and I was like oh well never mind. Guess I should have trust my gut.

Yeah I would say that's what she deserved with the constant mean girl running of her mouth.

It seems pretty stupid though to force children of traitors who you put to death into the dragony part of your army.

So is Jack going to generic bully who is violent and mean just because?

"A boy is an animal."

True. True.

"I will cum bak."

I'm so immature.

"I dare say it's because there's such a lot o' blacks there instead o' respectable white people. When I heard you was comin' from India I thought you was a black too."

Well, yikes. I don't know if it's better or worse that Martha follows this up with the fact that she has nothing against blacks she simply thought that she was going to get to see one up close.

Ah yes more boring reasons in a book as to why we have to use older weapons.

No that really doesn't actually seem that important.

Ew, role-playing games? Fuck you.

Yeah, Christian get her

Gross gross gross gross

Well that was a horrible thing for you to do

He's 24 and you're 17. He's 24 and you're 17. He's 24 and you're 17!!!

Welcome to my favorites, Christian.

Oh God, is he going to be your love interest isn't he like in his twenties and you're a minor?

Correct Trina. Peter's mom is kinda of a bitch.

Wow, you're kind of a terrible mom. This is big 'boy mom' energy.

Margot sucks.

He did congratulate you though. Just not to weird throwing you a parade levels like your family did. I mean you literally thought how you deserve to go to his school more than he does so maybe roll it back Lara Jean.

"I stop to admire a pink flowering dogwood tree. "I'm surprised they have so many dogwood trees, since it's Virginia's state flower. What do you suppose is North Carolina's state flower?"

Also, the flowering dogwood. Why are you surprised we have them too? You drove 3 hours south not to a totally different country/biome. I'm supposed to believe you go into UNC-CH?

It doesn't matter if you 'don't burn' you need to wear sunscreen. You should know better than that!

Back off and respect his wishes