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Well now I didn't expect that

I'm finding Taha's story more interesting than Imani's portions

Seriously though why are you so in love with Arin?

Arin you're lucky Kestrel is too blinded by hormones otherwise you'd likely never be getting away with what you're getting away with.

Arin your attitude is going to need some work if you're meant to be a mole.

Why do you insist on undermining your own potentially heavy moments?

Sooooo why was he taking the medication if he wasn't really sick?

It's like you realized you did no build up for this character to be this way and thus now have to over exaggerate it.

"You see, I have my monthly cycle."
One of the knights choked, and she was pretty sure another dropped his sword on his foot. Women's tears scared me, but the functions of the female body clearly sent them into apoplectic fits.

Is this seriously what's passing for laugh out loud humor here?

Is now really the time to be "quippy"

"...in all truth she was very funny."

She's not, but whatever.

Okay, but what is the "work you do here" really?

Does this man have any actual goals? Or is this just like 'being evil' and 'being a villain' is just a job like this is Despicable Me or something?

How over dramatic

I feel like at times this is trying too hard to be quirky.

Yeah I guess it would be a shame if your actions had consequences

Girl you have a lowkey weird obsession with your younger brother.

Oh good so it was gay

I kidnapped and tortured your sister because I totally wanted to get to you and bone you is not the romantic gesture you seem to think it is.

This is all so dry that it's hard to care

Ohhh do you have a thing for your sister's intended? You're messy

And there we have it. I was correct.

Sorry, that name is dumb

Gotta love a man with mood ring eyes

Going to make the prediction that this 'Guardian' is either actually the prince or actually the one she's married to. (Or both)

Is this aces? Are you aces?!

Haha I knew he probably just actually wanted to talk to her

Is this about to be like that one episode of the Magical School Bus only not as fun

Whoa whoa whoa whoa why the fuck are you giving the dog cocoa?! Are you trying to kill him??

Is this all just teehee randomness?