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Is this aces? Are you aces?!

Haha I knew he probably just actually wanted to talk to her

Is this about to be like that one episode of the Magical School Bus only not as fun

Whoa whoa whoa whoa why the fuck are you giving the dog cocoa?! Are you trying to kill him??

Is this all just teehee randomness?

Aw please don't kill them I like them

Is the implications here that we're the 'early ones'

Ah, so I was correct. Jeran and Aramin have a little something something going on.

Well, that's convenient

Oh yeah he is so the guy

Shall this prisoner by a forbidden love interest?

"Look, there's something...off-putting about her....I can't really describe it. It's just when I'm near her...I can't wait to get away. It's a relief when she's not around."

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Ah, so you're going to be dumber for the sake of suspense aren't you

I'm scared of facing him again so I let him get away. I mean he's not going to suddenly stop chasing after you.

This is a really fucking weird time to just be reciting poetry.

Oh you know she just got magical knowing powers. Also, her whole approach of I guess I'll just sit back and take it when it comes to being kissed against her consent it all kinds of gross.

You had one job Kelsey, but you couldn't even manage something simple as shutting up.

"I don't think they have anything to do with the American slave song 'Follow the Drinkin' Gourd.' I cant see how that could apply. It refers to the stars, the Big Dipper specifically, which guided American slaves to freedom..."

Once again, it's see I found this random fact that doesn't fit in my story but I'm going to shoehorn it in because I want to share factoids I looked up.

You have lightning powers but sure curl up into fetal position and whimper because bear.

Just because you researched a thing does not mean you needed to include that information in the story. We didn't need Kadam to tell us about the different classifications of water salinity.

Nah girl, you picked up that man with a lightning bolt and slammed him into a tree. That mother fucker dead.

What are you sponsored by Tillamook or something?

"He kissed me until I changed my mind."

Eeeeyuck

I swear she's more in love with him as a tiger than she is with him as a human

Why the fuck would you just open someone's door and go in?!

The way these books portray other races makes me want to crawl out of my skin in embarrassment.

So, you would lie about sexual assault? What a dream boat you are

Don't ever let anyone know you're a filthy povo who does manual labor

A man told me to cut my hair so I cut my hair

Is this just a glorified recap of the first book?