Vi’s Reviews > Fifty Shades of Grey > Status Update
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So, you thought that she was saying no no discussion at all and thus showed up to fuck her into submission?
— 18 hours, 14 min ago
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Every time this fucker says 'fair point well made' I want to slap him. Truth be told I'd like to slap him for a variety of other things as well.
— 12 hours, 50 min ago
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Does she have some kind of eating disorder? Like why is she constantly so staunchly against eating when she makes it clear she hasn't eaten all day.
— 17 hours, 52 min ago
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Why do we keep going on about how his pants are 'hanging from his hips' like this is the fourth or fifth time she's mentioned that. Where else are pants supposed to hang?
— 18 hours, 38 min ago
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He went hiking with Emmet...err Elliot. To hunt bears. No wait. Just hiking.
— Oct 14, 2026 07:48AM
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Comparing him to a small boy while being giddy about him wanting to bite your lip is pretty telling about you Ana.
— Oct 14, 2026 07:12AM
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Oh, so this is the fanfic nonvampire version of almost being hit by a car?
— Oct 14, 2026 05:17AM