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Do I dazzle disarm you?

Do you not have any of your own clothes? Why is everything you wear borrowed from Kate?

I do find the constant presumption that people should like certain books just because they're old and classics annoying.

So we have our Alice I guess

Every time this fucker says 'fair point well made' I want to slap him. Truth be told I'd like to slap him for a variety of other things as well.

Does she have some kind of eating disorder? Like why is she constantly so staunchly against eating when she makes it clear she hasn't eaten all day.

So, you thought that she was saying no no discussion at all and thus showed up to fuck her into submission?

Why do we keep going on about how his pants are 'hanging from his hips' like this is the fourth or fifth time she's mentioned that. Where else are pants supposed to hang?

Ana are you one hundred percent sure you're not just asexual?

He went hiking with Emmet...err Elliot. To hunt bears. No wait. Just hiking.