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“For now, you’re sixteen. One day, you’ll be legal, and I’ll make you scream for mercy in my bed.”
“I don’t speak fluent redneck,” Poppy says without missing a beat, “but I sense you’re saying I have two years to get a restraining order. Oh, and buy a crate of pepper spray. Thanks for the heads up, Hoss.”
Uh, it's wrong that he's talking to a teen like this, but she's frikkin' hilarious with her response!
— Dec 19, 2016 10:56AM
“I don’t speak fluent redneck,” Poppy says without missing a beat, “but I sense you’re saying I have two years to get a restraining order. Oh, and buy a crate of pepper spray. Thanks for the heads up, Hoss.”
Uh, it's wrong that he's talking to a teen like this, but she's frikkin' hilarious with her response!
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"Standing next to our mother, Poppy squirts Zeb with the water bottle we use on the cats. “Bad, Peepaw!” "
.....*sigh* Ahh, the family reunions...I know that I've wanted to squirt my cousins in the face for bad behavior
LMAO!!!!!!
— Dec 19, 2016 07:31AM
.....*sigh* Ahh, the family reunions...I know that I've wanted to squirt my cousins in the face for bad behavior
LMAO!!!!!!
