Carlo’s Reviews > Eclipse > Status Update

Nearly done, I can't wait!! Also fuck you Jacob, you deserved all that pain of those broken bones and more!!!

Lmaooo camping with Eddy and Jakey boy, and they're having a heart-to-heart conversation. You both still suck, but at least you're currently cooperating, yayyy

Yayyy, everyone is working together now!! If anything goes awry, then this is where the book ended for me. And since probably everything will go wrong, I will try to this one peaceful meeting in mind to get me through the rest of this series...

Right... so we're just glossing over assault now?? And Charlie aka the supposed parental figure who takes care of his kid, IS FUCKING CONGRATULATING THE ASSAILANT???
Fuck you Stephenie Meyer for including so many fucked up things in your book and then just ignoring them.
Also, Edward, I know you suddenly turned into the better option again, but Bella is NOT your property! "If you bring her back damaged again"...

More backstories, yippieee

Ouhhh werewolf history, finally something in this series that I genuinely enjoyed!!

Pls pls let Eddy and Jakey boy stay as calm and collected as they are right now....

Oh wow, Edward and Jacob finally realised that being civil might actually help everyone involved?? I'm impressed. Can't wait for the impending breach of the treaty where they go back to fighting, or maybe all it'll need is more jealousy over Bella...🤡🤡

Fun times...

Wtf. Bella has to "sneak out" to see her fucking friends now?? ESPECIALLY THE DUDE WHO SAVED HER FUCKING LIFE?

Also wtf Alice. I liked you the most by far, and now you help Edward with his sick and obsessive controlling of Bella and have "sleepovers" (forced and against Bella's will, might I add) until he's back from hunting??? Why is there so much left of this book?

At least I got Rosalie's backstory, yay...

Fucking bitch... Jacob basically saved Bella's life MULTIPLE TIMES but sure, he's the dangerous one. Sure, bro, just isolate her from every single one of her friends, no big deal. Sure, her dad can't ground her, but you can forbid her from going somewhere... fucking bitch ass ratty little vampire