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Oh Lestat is pregnant with vampire Rowan Mayfair here I see…

Riiight riiight and they’re slaves to drug traffickers to cook their books and serve them….and one of them helped this happen… and the mom and dad are dead in the freezer but ofc they STILL must call in expert Rowan Mayfair….mmmhmmmmmm

So much has happened…. In 7 years mona is a mother to an alien, her guardian’s husband being the father, and she is now a vampire but also a grandmother and also her (adult from birth) alien baby is dead but also had like 6 (incest rape) babies and now they’ve tracked down this colony of alien descendants using the power of email (via Maharet telling Lestat to get with the digital times). GOD ANNE WTF??????

OH 😀 they’re alien incest adult breastfeeding ancient alien alternate history babies…. Got it…..

Ok Mona we get it. You’ve had a monster baby and you’re a Christian.

<> Lestat your rockstar is showing