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FYI just so y’all get a mental picture of what’s going on - I’m imagining that guy from Divergent (not Theo James the other one from dauntless) w/ a beard as the MMC. No real fan cast for the FMC (except I’m lying bc I imagine ****é from ***** as the FMC but it’s ruining the vibe when I do that bc I don’t wanna see her split open like this 😭)
Side note: sooo pro Hazelwood making all the men hung lol

he’s not a ******?? what do you mean he’s done this before with other women and isn’t inexperienced but gentle while she’s the one walking him through it? boo!! 🍅🍅🍅