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That way I was CRRRRRRYING at work.
Literally sobbing.
I don’t want this book to end.

Damn..
Imma be honest, this chapter had me feel some type of waaaaaaaaaay.

UGH GUYS IM CRYING AGAIN

Ugh not me tearing up
The cats out of the baaaaaaag

Man, so much has happened since my last review.
Let’s do a recap.
Man accepted magic, not willingly bc a pixie bitch got him.
Then that slut pushed him off the edge, literally, and then picked him up like an ant and flew around. Me shook.
But best of all, Del is a FIRE RAGING HOMOOOOOOO YAAAAAS QUEEN. UGH MY HEART IS PURE RN.

“Yes, you are following this bitch, bitch”
AHHHHHH NOT THE SCOOT YOUR NO-BOOT.

Not Peter having a praise kink for death

Also AHHHHH NOT HIM CALLING HER A CUNT. THAT GOT ME.

And what the hell is this little chiseled figurine?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM SCREAMING

Man the way this book is just so unhinged.
Had to put it down bc really not vibing w Maya.

Not him saying she has a stick up her nonexistent ass AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA
Greenie really got me hootin’ in my bed