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Wouter van Noort
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He has a hard time imagining her with any sort of hobby. Hobbies require a personality, and Howard doesn't have one of those. She's like a female Captain Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, minus the sparkling sense of humor.
— Nov 08, 2025 01:42PM
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Wouter van Noort
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"I'll say this for you, Trivedi, you certainly have a flair for drama." Lieutenant Howard rubs her temples. "Never in my thirty years on the force have I encountered the kind of Hollywood bullshit you keep getting mixed up in."
— Nov 15, 2025 03:29PM
Wouter van Noort
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"You are good at this. Too bad there's no broom closets around here." He turns away, a teasing smile on his lips.
— Nov 15, 2025 01:15AM
Wouter van Noort
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"You bring joy into the lives of thousands of people and you shine a light on the world through music. That's amazing."
— Nov 14, 2025 09:06AM
Wouter van Noort
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Jack could have anyone he wants. He could have everyone he wants, all at the same time. And he wants Rav? It's mad.
The good kind of mad, obviously.
— Nov 13, 2025 03:51PM
The good kind of mad, obviously.
Wouter van Noort
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Jack's life is a lot, even without the homicidal stalker. Tabloids. Fans. The ghost of Tommy Esposito. He's a walking land mine, and the closer Rav gets, the worse the fallout will be. Is that what he's really afraid of?
— Nov 12, 2025 03:50PM
Wouter van Noort
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She's curled up on the leather armchair, tiny feet tucked up beneath her, licking her spoon. Rav, meanwhile, is stretched out on the sofa like he's seeing his therapist. Which he kind of is.
— Nov 12, 2025 03:07AM
Wouter van Noort
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God, he would love to nail this guy before the FBI does.
And if that were to earn him some points with a certain someone, well....that would be a definite bonus.
— Nov 11, 2025 03:52PM
And if that were to earn him some points with a certain someone, well....that would be a definite bonus.
Wouter van Noort
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Rav dreads the prospect of going into the office on Monday. Water cooler chitchat makes him want to hang himself at the best of times. How was your weekend? Oh, you know. Angry mobs, death threats. Made out with a rock star. You?
— Nov 11, 2025 03:13AM
Wouter van Noort
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One thing's for sure: that conversation wouldn't have been possible if he were still on the case. He's going to have to send the FBI a goddamned fruit basket. He snorts a laugh into his wineglass, downs the last sip, and goes to bed.
— Nov 10, 2025 04:21PM
Wouter van Noort
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He's not starstruck. Well. Maybe a little. He's acutely aware that something special is happening here, and he tries to silence his whirring brain for once, to be present in the moment and just appreciate it.
— Nov 10, 2025 07:33AM
