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Goodness gracious, Samantha-Cynthia’s mom ain’t shit either

Booty butt cheeks police officers.

In other shocking news: The sky is blue.

I’m not gon hold you — it is astronomically selfish and idiotic of Samantha-Cynthia to withhold the fact that her father is a notorious, convicted serial killer that she single-handedly put in prison from her future husband, especially when they started a family knowing that’s literally her daddy’s target audience. For almost two decades, mind you.