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I had to look it up. Who the FUCK is Rowan. I love Chaol and I’m sick of Dorian and apparently she doesn’t even end up with either of them????? And at 17 her boyfriend DIES and she’s just back to dating right after.
Oh my god I cannot stand this book.
When I’m done I’m gonna rewrite in my head that she’s with Chaol and never think about this godforsaken book again.

I’m SICKKK of Dorian. Please just let Chaol win please. I hate that I can’t remember how this book ends. I just want to look it up so bad.

Bitch. Chaol was gonna ask her to the ball cause he KNOWS she wants to go and he actually cares about her and Dorian is like no bitch you can’t go cause you’re “dangerous”. She’s 18. I hate YA

Oh my god. He’s COMPLAINING. Complaining about how much his life sucks and awwww I’m not a man yet so I can’t make my own decisions. Bro you know who can’t make their own decisions? Slaves. Your slave. Who you’re in love with. Don’t piss me off.

HOLY shit man. Dorian is like aww but I feel bad that my dada is murdering thousands of people… awww. And Chaol is like hey it makes me sick to my stomach! I hate it. I’m here to comfort you. And she just keeps thinking about Dorian’s Fucking Lips.

OMFGGGGG I don’t know if I can read the rest of this book because of how much I love Chaol and how much I hate Dorian. Chaol is actually reasonable and nice and he looks out for her and they spend time together and Dorian is just spoiled and annoying

She’s supposed to be badass but she keeps getting embarrassed and flustered and like why is she 18
I’m gonna pretend she’s actually a little psycho and she’s 28

reading this bs again…