Yackie’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

I adore how convoluted this book is

Caderousse is such a fucking twerp

Do i finish the book tomorrow?

GAY

EDMOND! DANTÈS!

Its like if jean valjean never found god after being paroled (at least jean valjean didnt want to fuck cosette)

I like how the narrator is like “you already know these characters” like this book doesnt have a million (half being the same man) and isnt also long as sin