Alex’s Reviews > Katabasis > Status Update

Oh, Alice. Tragic Alice, who is still infurating me sometimes but oh, how I understand you. I get you so much.

Also i am a sucker for tragic love stories. I truly am.

Also "Socrates was murdered for being annoying" is such a funny line

"A beast gnaws at me at all hours of the day, but you can't see it. I feel so weak and scattered my mind won't work - but here I am speaking to you, clearly alert. My tummy hurts - What a joke"

As someone with a chronic illness this line HURT.

This whole chapter did honestly. I bawled

I am so gay for Elspeth

Alice, stop talking about eyelashes pls i beg of you. I get it. Peter has beautiful long lashes

A) I really love Peter
B) someone should have told me thats just a comedy book. i love that
C) IF ALICE CONTINUES TO LIE TO HERSELF ABOUT GRIMES ONE MORE TIME I MIGHT LOOSE IT (i don't even know what he did yet but i know he's an asshole)

Alice being horny for Peter while saying that she hates him is absolutly hilarious