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This FMC is fucking stupid. Like, dumber than a box of rocks. You're telling me that not ONCE in 5 years- you thought to try and sleep outside a coffin? Not ONCE in 5 years, you have walked past a reflective surface and seen your reflection? Not ONCE in 5 years- you tried to taste, much less eat, anything other than blood?! YOURE FUCKING STUPID. Anyways....