Elizabeth’s Reviews > Graves > Status Update

I thought I was prepared to pick this back up again…and then the unhinged man says the darnedest things and I’m all nope, I was not ready.

I take it back, you enjoy the orange flag that keeps condoms in his desk. Anything is better than his creepy brother.

The man has a drawer of condoms in his office. AT HIS PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT. RED FLAG!!! Why are we not seeing the flag of red?!

The man said he lived in Seattle and was gonna take his bike. You best believe my mind automatically went to a peddle bike with a little bell.

He only sees her when she’s dead asleep. “Normally I would kiss her goodbye, but I’m in no mood. I don’t want her to think I’m upset” serial killer mentality. He’s one more insane thought away from wearing her skin.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE savors her lips “over and over again when she’s at the deepest part of her REM cycle” WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!

How dare his name be Zadyen. Different spelling, but I’m still offended lol!

The things I do for book club!