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palmer is on page 194 of 684

what in the fart-fetish wattpad fanfic.

memorable quotes:
"But at least I can fart without feeling like I’m going to pass out, right?"
(p. 166)

"So, thank you, God, for the small blessings in life and for allowing me to see another day and pass gas properly. A-fucking-men, bitch." (p.167)

"If I pass gas, it’s over." (p. 188)

— Nov 13, 2025 06:35AM

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palmer is on page 280 of 684

“Baby, there are flowers out there that smell like straight ass. So sure,
you smell like those flowers.”

peak.... eller noget

— Jan 03, 2026 05:06AM

palmer is on page 217 of 684

"I lift the lipstick and place it on the corner of my lip and draw it out across my cheek, curving it up towards my eyes. Then the other side, until a big red smile is painted across my face.
The Joker had the right idea, I decide".

whyyyy soooo queerioussss

— Nov 18, 2025 06:33AM

palmer is on page 166 of 684

"I don’t need luck, just the help of four men, who are probably going to be enough pains in my ass that I'll need the hemorrhoid cream next."

EXCUSE ME?????

— Oct 30, 2025 07:00AM

palmer is on page 130 of 684

someone please check H. D. Carlton harddrive.
my guess is 5TB

— Oct 21, 2025 05:14AM

palmer is on page 94 of 684

is reading this considered self harm questionmark

— Oct 19, 2025 07:29AM